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Thursday, January 26, 2006

our favorite centenarian!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ol' Man Chauncey!

  1. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Ol' Man Chauncey!
  2. Ol' Man Chauncey was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  3. Ol' Man Chauncey can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast for any Chauncey.
  4. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Ol' Man Chauncey has 7.....Oops! Now he has 6.
  5. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Ol' "Eyeless" Chauncey.
  6. Baskin Robbins once made Ol' Man Chauncey flavoured ice cream. Just once.
  7. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in the presence of Ol' Man Chauncey!
  8. An average beaver can cut down Ol' Man Chauncey every year (but he'll just grow back).
  9. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Ol' Man Chauncey.
  10. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Ol' Man Chauncey.
I am so old - i care not to know about

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